TL;DR:
What?: Summer party, grilling, (water)bathing, (sun)bathing.
Where?: Helleneset.
When?: Friday 10th June, from 18:00 onwards.
Why?: Must we really keep justifying all these parties?
Who?: Members of BSI Friluft.
How Much BBQ Food?!?: A lot.
Also for vegetarians and vegans?: Yes.
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Beloved members of BSI Friluft. It’s with the utmost pleasure that we inform you that summer is almost upon us. But don’t just take our word for it; check the calendar! Try as you may, not even seasonal ignorance can stop the inexorable march of the sun towards solstice. Whilst it’s all fun and games to speculate which season it may or may not be, we are duty-bound to break from the frivolities and issue an apology.
The social committee takes its responsibilities seriously, and as such we must be willing to transparently accept our shortcomings as and when they occur. The standard of budgeting this semester has been sub-par at best and unforgivable at worst. To have allowed the sun to come so near to its maximum zenith with nowt but a few mediocre chocolate cakes to be seen on the expense-list is little short of criminal negligence.
We hear your calls for our resignations, and we sympathise somewhat with the bellicose baying for our blood, but hear us out, we have a plan to appease you all and salvage what’s left of our tattered reputation. We hereby pledge that the entire eye-wateringly-sizable remainder of the social committee budget will be spent on barbecue food, to be forgivingly consumed together at our upcoming open-air summer party.
The celebrations will take place on and adjacent to the beach at Helleneset, which can be reached on buses 12 or 19 from the city centre. There’ll be grilling, chilling, and inevitably some swilling taking place at various points throughout the evening. Not to mention refilling, which, logically, will have to take place after swilling. We’ll probably arrange some low-key fun and frolics too. I haven’t given it much serious thought yet, but off the top of my head maybe a prize for the most wince-inducing dive into the sea, and how about a prize for the most wince-inducing Hawaiian shirt while we’re at it. Anyway, bring your own drinks, we’ll fix the rest. Truce?
Lots of love,
Andrew and the Social Committee gang.
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